darao75 asked: Why do we all care so much about the new Beckham baby?
For quite a few reasons, actually. Here come the opinions!
- The Beckhams have been together, in celebrity years, for about 875,891,632,347,865 years. We should acknowledge their long-lived union by celebrating the birth of their latest child when they have it!
- Let’s face it: by most superficial standards, the Beckhams are hotter than Mt. Vesuvius during an eruption in August. This child might very well be the very image of perfection. Or a hideous monster that consumes its mother and father soon after being birthed. One or the other. And so, we, an anxious public, await.
- Dude, THEY ARE CELEBRITIES. We need to live vicariously through them. Plus, THEY ARE HAVING A BABY. The public demands entertainment, and this is a form of that. (Sorry, that was a moderately serious answer. I’ll try better next time.)
- How many more children can the Beckhams have? Are they trying for a European football team? A boy band? The next Justice League? Someone call Las Vegas and find the over/under on the Beckhams having 17 children.
